More of yesterday's news

Out of Seattle:

Amanda, "a thirtysomething working girl" is handing out the gift of the golden arches to the city's homeless, cause she felt bad. The headline for this story, Seattle McDonald's Angel, Seattle Girl 'Super Sizes' Homeless suggests, perhaps unintentionally, a growing problem. Hopefully, when the new supersized bums learn that I will no longer be donating cigarette butts, they will skip San Francisco on their yearly southern migration and land directly in Santa Monica.

Out of Atlanta:
Exclusive MoldMAP(TM) Tool Provides Early Warning of Potential Mold ProblemsTuesday June 15, 3:58 pm ET

Out of Kansas:
The Blitz Beating Battle of the Bulge!Tuesday June 15, 10:00 am ET

KANSAS CITY, KS-- "The Blitz® -- 20 Minute Total Fitness for Men" is reshaping America. The World's largest and fastest growing Fitness Franchise for men is doing its part to rebuild the male species. Who wrote this story?


Out of OKLAHOMA CITY
Dobson Communications Is Closing Its Fairbanks, Alaska Call Center The Fairbanks facility is technically insufficient and apparently Dobson does not know the wonders of duct tape. Even a piece of toast gains technical sufficiency with the addition of duct tape. It comes in colors now too.

Out of el ay
Financial Executives International Summer Seminars Focus on Tax Risks, Employment Law, Crisis Communications, Business Intelligence and Negotiating;
-- Speakers to Present at Regional Locations throughout Los Angeles -- Who knows what these terms actually mean?