Naked Short Selling

MEANINGLESS PHRASING OUT OF TUSCON
HEADLINE: Environmental Technologies Completes Successful Negotiations to Acquire Revolutionary, Patented Building-Environment Technology

Clarity is achieved later in the release with a description of the technology: it represents a quantum leap.

SECOND PLACE IN THE MEANINGLESS PHRASING CATEGORY OUT OF SCOTTSDALE
HEADLINE: Mellon Research Inc. Announces Great Opportunity with Company Well-Positioned for Growth

Is it coincidence both of these companies shout out from Arizona? The editors think not.

TAKING FIRST PLACE FOR WISTFULLNESS

Out of WESTERLY R.I.:
In a perfect world, unrequited love would not exist. In a perfect world, unrequited love would be a mere concept a visionary would conjure up in his mind. But the world is imperfect as imperfect can be, and unrequited love is here to stay.

MORE NAKED SHORT SELLING NEWS

INDIANAPOLIS, nteractive Motorsports and Entertainment Corporation (OTCBB:IMTS) received confirmation that the company no longer is listed on the Berlin-Bremen Stock Exchange effective the end of business on June 21, 2004, it was announced today by William R. Donaldson, Chairman and CEO of IMTS.
The company was listed on the Berlin-Bremen Exchange beginning on March 12, 2004, without knowledge or authorization from IMTS management.
Management recently became aware of the German listing, and also learned of the widespread concern among many other OTCBB companies of the potential of "naked short selling" on the German exchange.

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Editors Var could not agree on categories for the following:

Gatlin is no longer operating and the shell from which it operated is now doing business as MB Tech, Inc.

Imagine Boosting the Arizona Economy While Assisting Its Community's Youth!;
We're Remodeling the Way Business Owners Are Conducting Business! (ALSO OUT OF ARIZONA! COINKIDINK? EDITOR THINKS NOT! EDITOR THINKS THIS IS MORE EVIDENCE OF THE CONSPIRACY Other editor thinks editor is coming down with something.