Tuesday, November 02, 2004

WOE WOE WOE

BEST NEW TITLE

Out of HATTIESBURG, Miss.

Editors note: With a name like Excell Crudup Jr., you cannot help but witness the truth far and wide. Other favorite names of the Editors here at the FLS include Argentina James, Clive Warren and Howard Salt. We expect once Faggot Editor (not his real name) comes off his lifetime binge, he may actually write that novel he constantly threatens and it will come as no surprise that the antagonist will be none other than Clive Salt.

First in a four part series, Woe Woe Woe was written to save the souls of God's children before Satan and his minions wrap their claws around them with sin.
Born on the Fourth of July in a small Mississippi town, Excell Crudup says he was often distracted in school by the constant family conflict that waited for him at home. He left after his freshman year and survived through modest self employment. At 32, he suffered a work related accident that left him disabled, and a fire destroyed his home. His life changed when he was given a Bible. Through meditation and prayer, he received a spiritual education. Woe Woe Woe is his first book.

1 Comments:

At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is faggot editor? Good lord.

 

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