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Editors Var. were forced into exile by a provision in the Sarbanes-Oxley bill that stated a mattress could not be used as a tax shelter. The Twinkie/Camel defense, for those who may find themselves in the same position, does not work in this instance. While we were away, we learned decorative leather craft and were saved. Which brings us to today's headline.

Out of AZUSA, Calif.

HEADLINE: New Acme 16 Port KVM Switch in Console Drawer Mounts Keyboard and 17" Monitor on Independent Rails in 1U High Space

We were drawn to this tidbit for the dateline (as well as the Independent Rails, to be honest). It brought to mind a revival in 1906 on Azusa Street in Los Angeles (of which Azusa, Calif. is a dreadful burb of) when the gift of the Holy Ghost was proffered. Crutches and canes scattered with the truth and proof of the miracle of healing as tongues spoke and ears interpreted. With thus, the Pentecostal Movement was fully inflamed to spread across the land.

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