AN EXCITING AND ELEGANT WAY TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR

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Out of KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa.

A New Year's Eve Celebration in the Suburbs!

Eds. note: We could detect no real irony in this event announcement. It will probably be a blast, especially for SINGLES.

The Valley Forge Gala is an exciting and elegant way to ring in the New Year. This New Year's Eve event in the suburbs of Philadelphia is great for SINGLES, Groups, and Couples of all ages over 21.

Eds. note: due to the brevity of the release, we have decided to provide some interesting stats about King of Prussia, Pa.

Population (year 2000): 18,511
Males: 9,141 (49.4%), Females: 9,370 (50.6%)
Elevation: 200 feet
County: Montgomery
Median resident age: 37.2 years
Median household income: $62,012 (year 2000)
Median house value: $157,800 (year 2000)
Ancestries: Irish (20.3%), German (19.5%), Italian (17.0%), English (9.8%), Polish (8.2%), United States (3.7%).