TELL GOD HE DIED

BEST FUNNY

Out of TAVARES, Fla.

Note from Eds. This needs no introduction, straight from the release to your desktop. We chose no. 6, the rest being kinda stale Bush bashing and dumb blonde jokes.

"Stupidest Statements Awards" of 2004 Announced by Man With Perfect IQ

6. Jimmy Swaggart, evangelist, for his Biblical guidance in a televised sermon: "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." September 12, 2004.