SEXUALLY EXPLICIT RE:

The holiday week/end produced a very slow press release day. Editors also took advantage of the dearth by going to Montana to verify the sky was still big and to check rumors of continued small town decline. Small towns continue to decline, Wallmart, Costco and Fred Meyers in abundance, and Editors looked at each other and decided that we have nobody to blame but ourselves.

Upon return, Editors turned on each other regarding format. The outcome of the fight resulted in the following major changes:

1. Editor will now address Editor as Esteemed Colleague.
2. Esteemed Colleague will be in charge of daily title, with the concession of limiting input concerning headlines and commentary.
3. Esteemed Colleague will continue to use the left side of the office, but Editor will share the stapler each and every time it is necessary, without comment.
4. Coffee breaks will continue to be shared, but Esteemed Colleague will no longer wonder in the lunch room looking for free snacks.
5. Editor will no longer address Esteemed Colleague as shithead, idiot, or fatass.

Editors did not troll headlines today as a consequence of this reorganization but would like to recommend some photos of sidewalks found at http://ddtsanjoseave.blogspot.com/