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Eds. Note: The following revolutionary product has the potential of turning the suburban slums of the future (with their seemingly prerequisite pastel stucco facades) into permanent neighborhoods of dread, while at the same time offering a safe, cheap and durable decorative coating for strip malls.

Structures USA (OTC: STUS) has developed a stucco coating so tough it can resist hurricane-force winds and flying debris. Stuccomax, as it is called, has a compressive strength of 8000 psi (more than double that of typical concrete), and is capable of stopping many bullets and/or shotgun blasts. Designed as a single-coat stucco finish for exteriors of buildings, Stuccomax is so hard it is almost impossible to drive a nail into it and it does not shrink or crack like conventional stucco.