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Out of TAMPA, Fla.

Eds Var note: The headline is pretty bad, but we collect bad headlines so we read on. "Dogs Go 'Bow Wow' for the Remote Control." The structure was suspenseful, the sentences complete (Similar in size and shape to their favorite bone, a remote control has the added flavor of its master's scent, making it an irresistible treat) and the ending, as you can see below, is brilliant. Bravo MrRemoteControls!


Like everyone, MrRemoteControls.com hasn't found the answer to prevent Fido from slobbering on the remote. Though as Waters says, "We are not really looking for a solution. We figure why bite the hand that feeds us?"