Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations

EDITOR NOTES: FOR THOSE WHO PERSIST IN COMMENTING ON THE SOMETIMES SLOPPY MISSPELLINGS FORCED SYNTAX OR OTHER "ERRORS" IN THIS GATHERING OF EVIDENCE, WE ALREADY HAVE ALL THE BITCH WE CAN EAT. Some of us have stuff to do, under deadlines no less.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS
out of SAN DIEGO --

San Diego Gas & Electric (SDG&E) joined with other California parties today in announcing that they have reached a settlement with Duke Energy Corp. and some of its affiliates that will provide refunds concerning Duke's energy charges during the California energy crisis of 2000-01.

SDG&E estimated that its customers' share of the settlement proceeds will be approximately $14 million. The California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC) will determine how the refund will be distributed to customers.

Esteemed Colleague received a check for .89 from a similar settlement. Editor remains hopeful, expecting much much more from an energy commission.

BEST NEW TITLE
out of COLLEGE PARK, Ga., -- The Other Side of Sadie

Born in Jamaica, Williams was raised by her grandmother after her mother died. At age 9, she moved in with her father and stepmother, a woman whose harsh discipline was difficult to bear. When her father died, Williams' life turned upside down. In her first major display of individuality and courage, she began earning money for herself and later ran away from her stepmother's home. She vividly describes the events of her young life, from her near-drowning at an abandoned harbor to the birth of a son after an unwelcome sexual encounter.

BEST PRODUCT NAME: ENVIROLIZER
as well as the "fastest way to cash flow"
out of MISSOULA, Mont.

Victor Industries has a patent pending product that absorbs ammonia, before it degrades to nitrates, and phosphates and then releases these nutrients on plant demand. The long term goal is to absorb nitrates and phosphates from CAFO's (Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations) such as super dairies, pig and chicken farms. Accomplishment of this goal would reduce the amount of pollution from two of the largest sources of nitrate and phosphate pollution, fertilizers and CAFO's. The Company has developed ENVIROLIZER(tm), which comes pre-charged with fertilizer as the fastest way to cash flow.

BEST FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY

out of FLORESVILLE, TX

Warranty Homes, Inc. announces a fabulous opportunity to "Win mortgage free the Dream Home Castle" by entering an awe-inspiring real estate essay contest. Three hundred dollars and the best written 80-word essay in English based on the theme "I would like to own this Dream Home Castle because..." is the asking price for the lavish million dollar home in San Antonio, Texas, named "The Heritage."

Ernie Oliphant stated that, "Warranty Homes, Inc., is holding this contest to help change the way a family can own their home 'mortgage free' and be able to afford the medical insurance, clothes, food, and education that life requires, making life a whole lot easier and happier and healthier for everyone."

The judges will select winning entries based upon imagination, creativity, and expression of thought, wit, positive social values, human interest, humor, and originality. Is this essay contest a Lottery or Raffle? NO, this essay contest is a contest of writing skill.

"WOW" what an explosive new concept to own a home mortgage free

(Editor: this text is not ammended in any way. No shit, somebody really wrote this, and we have the same feeling of illegality.)
http://www.realestatecontest.com/index.html.HEADLINE


BEST LIVING DEAD

out of ALAMEDA, CA

TALKING STORY -- Talk Story Before You Talk Tombstone

"With the news of the Talking Tombstone patent, you may want to think of a video record of your parents and grandparents before you or the family confront the Talking Tomb."