NOW SMOKE-FREE IRELAND

TWO WAY TIE FOR BEST COMPANY NAME

SUN VALLEY, Calif. -- Flamemaster Corporation (Nasdaq:FAME)

vs.

REDLANDS, Calif. -- U.S. Crude International

Editors note: Flamemaster is rumored to be on the rise today after the board flexed the power of the flame thus ousting N.J. guv. Who's next?

BEST PRODUCT TO FAN YOUR FLAMES OF VANITY

Out of CYBER, Space

SayWear.com is the first online T-shirt sayings registration and e-commerce site. SayWear.com enables individuals to create, register and own a one-of-a-kind T-shirt bearing their own unique saying.
For the entrepreneurially-minded buyer, a forthcoming online marketplace feature will enable customers to earn money each time a SayWear item is sold bearing their saying.

Editors note: We got dibs on "I am a gay" and "Close the door"


BEST HEADLINE

Out of NEW YORK

Boomers Learn to Focus; Once Backpackers and Hitchhikers, Now Baby Boomers Focus on One Country USTOA Reports Tour Operators Designing Targeted Packages

Editors note: We can't make sense of the subhead either, but had to include it in today's report if only for this gem of a sentence found buired deep in the body of the release: Now smoke-free Ireland with a touch of luxury.