TEENAGERS NEED NEW PAYMENT OPTIONS

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Continental Energy Wins Summary Judgment Against China Wisdom

Editors note: We plan to enter a class action against Old Wives Tales next week.

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Editors note: Just because you can take advantage of someone doesn't mean you should. The ghosts you have in your closet will flesh themselves out and kick your selfish greedy ass in ways you can't even imagine.

Reports indicate today as much as 80 million people in the United States are un-bankable . . . meaning they cannot even open a bank account. Bankruptcies are at an all time high leaving the non-credit worthy with little options; immigrants -- legal and illegal -- are coming in on a regular basis who largely have to carry around cash, teenagers need new payment options and more shoppers.

Wally Najimi, the CEO of Platinum Financial Group, says, "This is a solution to a neglected market that has been past due and if the standard institution doesn't want this business we'll take it!"


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