Commercial Joint Service Lightweight Standoff Chemical Agent Detector

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Editors note: Spyware is evil. Enigma has free downloads.

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Enigma Software Group, Inc., a diversified technology and services company that creates and develops Internet Privacy Protection and Computer Security Software & Applications for Internet users, today announced that after careful review it supports The U.S. House Energy and Commerce committee's subcommittee on Commerce, Trade and Consumer Protection passing of The SPY ACT (Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act.)

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Northrop Grumman Corporation (NYSE:NOC) has been selected by the U.S. Army to provide a chemical-agent threat-warning system officially known as the Commercial Joint Service Lightweight Standoff Chemical Agent Detector.


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Hard to Treat Diseases Incorporated (HTTD) (Pink Sheets:HTDS)

Editors note: A statement from their CEO was released that addressed, among other concerns, "there have been some far-fetched conspiracy theories circulating on some of the chat room message boards regarding HTTD." Editors did not investigate further.

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HEADLINE: Unwitting Piracy Puts Companies at Risk

Editors note: Press Releases are just the facts, Jacks. We don't usually put out friendly advice, preferring instead to enjoy your blunders and outrages, but nobody will pick you up if your headline does not identify your company. The reporters will make up their own scintillating headlines.