Tuesday, July 20, 2004

ANTHROPOMORPHIC GOD OF ETERNAL FUNDAMENTAL MYSTERY

Out of  PRINCETON, N.J.
Editor notes: E. Colleague follows the way of Buddha. His eyes were opened. He prostrated at the feet of Buddha and became his lay adherent. This happened sometime last week. Editor suspects a girl is involved.
 
A new study just released looks at natural religion for peaceful human coexistence, featured in The Natural Bible For Modern And Future Man by John F Brain.

It concludes that the only possible true god is the "god of Nature", the basis of all natural function responsible for the Universe and for the terrestrial chemistry of which Man became a part. It suggests that only such a non-anthropomorphic god of eternal fundamental mystery will ultimately be revered appropriately by Man but cannot be expected to respond to prayer or to provide immortality.

BEST NEW OPPORTUNITY
Out of ORLANDO, Fla.

The Board of Directors of Omni Alliance Group Inc. (Pink Sheets:OMNA) announces that the Company will be re-positioning its business direction and focusing on niche leisure life-style consumer markets.

The stunning opportunity: Management is currently reviewing acquisition candidates and strategic relationships to facilitate its plans moving forward. 

OUR MACHINES WILL KILL YOUR MACHINES
 
Out of FARNBOROUGH AIRSHOW U.K.  
 
Northrop Grumman Corporation (NYSE:NOC) today unveiled a full-scale model of its X-47B Joint Unmanned Combat Air Systems (JUCAS) vehicle during the opening of the Farnborough International 2004 air-show in the United Kingdom.
 
COMPETING WITH THE GOD OF NATURE
 
Out of SUN CITY, Ariz.
 
Imagine a coast-to-coast trip that would take twelve minutes, a trip from New York to Boston that would take only three minutes. Fiction? Think again. In the revolutionary new book, TRANSAT, author "Raff " Rafferty has it all figured out.

The proposal begins with a simulated ride experience on this fast transportation system, continues with a description of its features, illustrates the physics and mathematics of its operation, and carries through the proposed development of the TRANSAT Corporation and its economics.

"Furthermore, it provides the phenomenon of significant cost reduction in both people transport and commerce transport," says Rafferty. "The TRANSAT concept solves many of the world's problems that presently exist because of our existing transit systems. It solves the energy requirement problem, the environmental pollution problems, the increasing cost problem. It brings the whole world's people closer together," says Rafferty.

 

2 Comments:

At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that you're making half of this shit up. How do you answer?

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger jdt said...

Cut and paste, straight from the PR industry to your desktop. You decide, and there is no good authority from an anonymous post.

 

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