Friday, July 16, 2004

Find Out If Your Man Is a King-Kong

Note from Editors Var.:  The current earnings cycle has produced another slow day on the wires. Not included but of note, sombody has received a patent for magnesuim. E. Colleague thinks this is impossible, how do you patent a mineral? Editor points to the evidence of "As a part of Crew's ambition of being vigilant in its efforts to fully explore the economic and operational potential within all our projects we are pleased to announce that Crew Gold Corp.'s wholly owned subsidiary Crew Minerals AS has received notification from the US Patent Office that its magnesium patent has been granted consent."
 
also,
 
HEADLINE: Women Across the Country Love the New King-Kong R&B/Pop Song;  Find Out If Your Man Is a King-Kong
 
"It's like a song in movie, or a movie in song. For the first time ever, a song fuses R&B with Pop music and special effects and gives birth to a ground breaking new sound. It's truly a sound that lyrically moves you and sonically shakes you! "
The song focuses on how men can sometimes be too demanding, too controlling, ignorant, and even unapproachable when needed. Thus, they earn themselves the infamous title -- Mr. King-Kong.
 
 

2 Comments:

At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had always thought that "King Kong" meant something else entirely. At least that's what my spam box told me.

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger jdt said...

Anonymous, I once had a neighbor who had a note left on their car from you. Something like "quit parking in front of other people's houses."

You look good in short hair.

 

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