TIDBITS ABOUT UNDERWEAR

Editor declares National Press Release Day to be October 10. Festivities TBA.


...That changes on August 11, 2004, with National Underwear Day. Here are some tidbits about underwear (go to www.freshpair.com for these and many other intriguing nuggets of information):
-- Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men;
-- 8 out of 10 women wear the wrong size bra;
-- 82% of women have tried on men's underwear;
-- 31% of men have tried on women's underwear.

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Out of PLYMOUTH, Mich. All your life you are conditioned to believe that your worth as a person is directly proportional to your material success. All your life you work hard for this purpose. All your life you believe it is the ultimate meaning of life. But one day, you wake up and realize you still feel empty despite your huge bank account, your fame, your power. There has got to be more to life than these. In Michael Kasenow's compelling new book, The Lost Generation, come face to face with society's misguided search for purpose and dignity in a world that sells transient desires, illusions, and addictions.

Note: it was the fame and power that woke Editor up to the banality of material life. Things are better now that we have stepped away from our shining light.


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Yap International Inc. Acquires World Marketing Rights for Patented 'Double Packetization' VoIP Technology in $750 Billion Market


Note: We aren't sure how "world marketing rights" are acquired. If they are granted through the World Court, then we refuse to recognize them.