MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING

BEST HEADLINE
Out of SHREVEPORT, La.

"Crushing Life's Beauty with a Fierce Hand"

Editor notes: this came in close competition with "True Story of Visits by Demons and Love for God" In this new title, the author describes how Demons visit him in the night. This subject matter would generally be given top mention for the religious content alone, but the winner was bumped up the extra notch by the title, "I Can't Smell the azaleas"

BEST "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT JOB" RELEASE

Out of WASHINGTON, D.C. and AMSTERDAM

Northrop Grumman Corporation (NYSE:NOC) and EADS (Frankfurt, Paris and Madrid stock exchange quote "EAD") today announced they have signed a memorandum of understanding to begin collaborating on ballistic-missile defense solutions.

"This industry relationship will underpin the government-to-government relationships that are essential, as global, layered, missile defense becomes a reality," added Winter. "Together, our portfolio of capabilities will give our governments what they need to successfully develop and operate this layered system."

BEST MEANINGLESS MARKETING SOLUTION
Out of NEWPORT BEACH, CA;

AXM Pharma, Inc. (AMEX: AXJ) announced today that the Company appointed Ogilvy & Mather Public Relations to provide marketing communication support for new marketing, sales and distribution programs being implemented for all products.
Scott Kronick, Managing Director of Ogilvy PR in China said, "AXM has an interesting business model and exciting brands that are just starting to take root in China. We love opportunities like this in which we can begin to measure success from the very beginning."

Editor notes: best phrase to replace interesting business model and exciting brand wins $3.50. (cash)

BEST MIND THAT DRAFT IS THE RIGHT ONE EDS. VAR.

Out of POWAY, CA; MARKET WIRE

In the news release, "Aldila Reports Strong Second Quarter 2004 Financial Results" issued earlier today by Aldila, Inc. (NASDAQ: ALDA), we are advised by the company that the headline should read, "Aldila Will Review Second Quarter 2004 Financial Results in Conference Call." Complete corrected text follows.