AN ELEMENT OF SURPRISE WITH A DASH OF HUMOR

Editors Var. cannot publish without the mention of today's visual delight spotted at Bush and Montgomery. A brand spanking new Mustang, black convertable with the top down (natch) was blasting Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love" while the driver, a chunky middle-aged caucasion bald guy sang and bopped along. Editor thought, "rock on," but Esteemed Colleague found the scene disgusting, citing the fact that the driver was not wearing a shirt.

BEST WAY TO GET RID OF THAT NASTY FACE

out of BOCA RATON, Fla.

Adsouth Partners, Inc. (OTCBB:ADPR) received CVS' $730,000 opening order for the entire line of Dermafresh products. The orders for Dermafresh Micro Derma Abrasion Kits, Dermafresh Facial Blankets, and our new Dermafresh Anti-Wrinkle and Firming Serum will begin shipping in August.

BEST REMINDER THAT CARNIVORE IS STILL LOOKING FOR YOU

out of CALVERTON, N.Y.

AdZone Research, Inc. (OTCBB:ADZR), a provider of Internet surveillance technology, reported today that its Chairman & CEO, Charles A. Cardona III, has issued the company's latest operational report to shareholders, following the filing of its 2004 fiscal year's Form 10-KSB. Note: only the good parts are included in the following.July 14, 2004
Dear Fellow Shareholders:
Significant restrictions prevent our discussing particulars of the contract. Nevertheless, I can definitively assure you our technology is being utilized at high levels of government intelligence efforts.
We hope you continue to share the journey with us as we grow both our commercial and defense sectors.

Sincerely,

Charles A. Cardona III
Chairman & CEO

BEST DUMB ARTISTIC EXPRESSION
out of VIENNA, Austria

Vienna-based artist, Claude Bossett, unveiled a tribute to the pixel for its 50th Birthday, titled "Pixel". The tribute takes the form of an acrylic painted 60 cm x 60 cm blue square on a 100 cm x 140 cm canvas. It is a "portrait" of a magnified pixel.
The magnification creates a sense of importance and offers an element of surprise with a dash of humor.

MOORE GOT IT WRONG: IT'S NOT THE PROFITS, IT'S THE CHRISTIAN COALITION proven the best to control the earth because of THE PROFITS

out of MINDEN, Nev.

Christian Times Today Sales Exceed Expectations Doubling First Quarter Results;
Major Ministry Partners and Leading Companies Produce 500,000 Special Edition Papers this Quarter