CRAVINGS FOR CARBOHYDRATES

THE WILLPOWER TO CONQUER YOUR OPPONENT

Out of SALT LAKE CITY

Beneficial Health Co-Sponsors Xtreme Cagefighting Championships

Editors note: Cagefighting involves fierce looking (yet alarmingly revealing)costumes, chain link cages, and kung-foo high kicks.

During these fights Beneficial Health Spokespersons and NHB fighting champions Jeremy Horn and Justin Ellison gave away T-Shirts promoting WillpowerRX.
WillpowerRX is a proprietary, weight-loss formula designed to help people lose weight, suppress their appetites and reduce their cravings for carbohydrates naturally(1).

Beneficial's President Harvey Carmichael said, "We strongly believe that the WillpowerRX formula can greatly help the 61% of overweight Americans lose weight naturally and safely when taken as directed."

Editors note: Although we haven't found the tree that naturally grows these pills that enable you to safely not eat, apparently someone else has. Maybe they are tubers, like peanuts.

EASE YOUR REACTIVE MIND, CREATE TO LIVE, LIVE TO CREATE

Out of HOLLYWOOD

Actors Urge New Writers at Hubbard Achievement Awards to Continue Creating Challenging New Stories, Character

Honorees at the ceremonies were reminded of their vital role in society and urged to provide fresh, new and challenging stories, despite the risky uncertainties of the literary and entertainment marketplace.

Editors note: self-actualization programs remain the darling hobbies of the free world.