Friday, October 01, 2004

SERVED BY A WIPE

BEST NAME CHANGE

Note from Editors: The previous name, Summit National Consolidation Group Inc., does not reflect the true aspirations of this company. When we think SNCG, we do not think about wiping. Superwipes, on the other hand, inspires us.

SMNC Completes Name Change to Superwipes, Inc.

"The name change is part of our long-term plan to craft our name to better reflect the products and philosophy of the company," said Mario Quenneville, President and CEO of Superwipes, Inc. "If you can think of a situation that can be served by a wipe, we want you to think of Superwipes."

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

SMELLY BONBON

BEST NEW SPAM

Eds. note: dearth of interest in the world of press releases lately. We have been entertaining ourselves by collecting spam instead. The below came with the subject line Re:kqpznguzzh,Today's Cribsheet and some of us truly believe it is spy code.

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