NOW THAT WE KNOW WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED

BEST EVIDENCE THAT THE END IS NEAR
Out of BOSTON

Eds. Note: The rapture is surely coming if the following is true. We suspect it is not.
Women Equal to Men in Porn Subscriptions; DVD of the Month Club Has Just as Many Female Subscribers as Male

A new service launched by TooTimid.com late in 2004 is seeing the number of subscriptions from females equal to that of their male counterparts. For a monthly fee of $6.95, members receive a new erotic DVD every month that is theirs to keep.

Another Eds. Note: TooTimid is actually doing this as a service, a gracious favor.

"Although the service generates little to no profits, we hope that by consistently delivering a quality product month after month, TooTimid.com will become the first choice for people when they decide to purchase adult novelty items, erotic novels and other adult DVDs," Chunglo added.

TELL GOD HE DIED

BEST FUNNY

Out of TAVARES, Fla.

Note from Eds. This needs no introduction, straight from the release to your desktop. We chose no. 6, the rest being kinda stale Bush bashing and dumb blonde jokes.

"Stupidest Statements Awards" of 2004 Announced by Man With Perfect IQ

6. Jimmy Swaggart, evangelist, for his Biblical guidance in a televised sermon: "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." September 12, 2004.