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BEST NEWS IN FIVE YEARS

OUT OF CHATSWORTH, Calif.

HEADLINE: The New Energy Source for Humanity Is Discovered

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Gravitomatic, Inc. is happy to announce that our 5 years long research of gravity resulted in a breakthrough discovery of a new energy source for humanity. Our revolutionary technology generates heat from the energy of the gravitational field of our planet.

Cars, trucks, ships which do not need refueling, cleaner air in our cities and many, many more things, are becoming reality thanks to our discovery.
Effective immediately this revolutionary technology is available for licensing.
Please direct your inquiry to:

Gravitomatic, Inc.
PO Box 5357
Chatsworth, CA 91313-5357
Phone: (818) 206-8115
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