WORLDWIDE CHAOS

BEST NEW TITLE

Editors Var: E. Colleague's soulmate is named Freddy, so don't be so judgemental.

Out of NORTH BALDWIN, N.Y.

A Divided Soul Reunited -- New Novel Tells of Man's Mission to Save Humankind

After the fall of man from the garden of paradise, a soul splits into male and female halves. Now, as Armageddon rages, Jacob, a freedom fighter, discovers the truth about his past and his ancient mission to stop the intruding evil of the world.

After massive changes in the Earth's ecosystem throw the world into chaos, terrorists take advantage of the anarchy and attack the United States. He meets an enlightened being who tells him the story of his soul's past. This being tells him of his mission and the other half of his soul that was ripped from him.
Now, Jacob must find his female half, Carla, and reawaken their powerful love in the midst of worldwide chaos that threatens the human race.

ROAMING BILLBOARDS

BEST TOYS EVER

Out of NEW YORK

Editors Var. note: the following is a release about toys, little tiny leggo-like toys. We want them, of course, but the real reason we included this story in today's highlights is for the RACING segways.

Media Alert/Photo Op: Small Toy to Make Mega Launch in Times Square;
New York City Skyline Created From Tens of Thousands of Building Blocks, a Nano Car, Nano Racing Action and Modern-Day Chariots Highlight Event

-- The new Nano Building System product line on modern-day Chariots. Chariots, Segways turned into roaming billboards, making their New York City debut when they hit the streets of Time Square.
-- Racing action demonstrations

FOR ALL YOU BUSYEXECs SASSYGAL84s WHO LOVE ANIMALS, CHILDREN, HIKING, AND ONLY DRINK ON OCCASION: YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET BUSTED

Out of SEATTLE

Editors Var. note: We would have thought this already existed. Remember when online romance was for the sweaty anxious doughies with speech impediments who lived in their mom's basements?

LemonDate is a central rating service for any one dating online. Members simply enter their potential date's username, the site's name of where they met, state of residence and gender. LemonDate will immediately let them know if that person has been rated, how many times and how they have been rated. Members will not see a boring 'on a scale of one to ten' rate; they will be able to read an in depth, fun 'Cosmo' style series of opinions.

WHY IS "IT" CALLED "HE"

BEST LEAD GRAF, LEFT US WANTING MORE

Editors Var. note: the following company released two breathtaking pieces of news today. The captivating beauty in the right place at the right time crossed the wire minutes before the helpful etiquette hints for schoolchildren.

Out of LOS ANGELES

John Robert Powers Student Secures Modeling Contract With Elite Modeling Agency

Competition was fierce, but in the end 13 year-old Tobar's captivating beauty and confidence shone through to secure her a contract with the well-known Elite Modeling Agency. Under the guidance of her John Robert Powers (JRP) mentors, Tobar was cleverly placed in the right place at the right time.

Tips from the JRP finishing school:

--Say "I'm sorry" when you hurt or offend someone, even by accident.
--Your schoolmates will want to hang out with you more if you don't disgust
them at lunch.

BEST NEW TITLE ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT ALIENS, THE KORAN AND GAYS

Editors Var. note: the importance of Life's Big Questions persuaded us to choose this story over coverage of "The Venetian Wash," a technique that allows brunettes to radiate with rich coffee browns blended with clay or taupe shades and redheads to shimmer with deep coppers, brick or redwood enriched with apricot hues. (works well with men and blondes too).

Out of BROOKLYN, NY

Despite its religious controversy, "The Bismar Book" also explains in details many of the topics humans have always wondered about; such as:

About Humankind: Our weaknesses and strengths.
-- Why we are here
-- Our constant good and evil battles
-- Gays and Lesbians
About Life: The true meaning of life.
-- Depression helps
About God: Its unexplained and unproven existence.
-- Why is "it" called "he"?
Aliens: Our beloved neighbors.
-- The difference between the so called "angels", aliens, and ghosts

A MORALLY CORRUPT WOMAN

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Editors Var: this release also came close to winning today's best headline "Hot New Beach Book Sizzles Spiritually."

Out of THOUSAND OAKS, Calif.

In this deceptively simple novel, a distinguished cop is swept into a series of mysterious events, including a baffling investigation that affects him personally. Jay Stephens' first novel, Confluence, is a tapestry of the tangible and the spiritual, a fecund philosophical and spiritual work that is embedded within a thrilling suspense novel.

After two failed marriages, he successively falls for three women-his psychiatrist, a woman half his age, and a degenerate schemer. The first leads him to the second, Linda Jordan, whom he entangles in his investigation and causes serious harm. The last is Virginia Schultz, a morally corrupt woman, who ironically leads him to his spiritual redemption.


BEST HEADLINE

The Wonderful and Terrible Kentucky Samaritan; New book takes a long hard look at fanaticism, mental instability, and child abuse

Editors Var: read on just a bit for scintillating publishing news.

Out of WEST JEFFERSON, N.C.

Twenty-five years ago, Ninety Brothers and Sisters by Lenore De Pree was published by Harper & Row with the promise of a twenty-one gun salute, a write-up in the New York Times, and a possible movie deal. Three months later the book was dead. De Pree was stunned. It had taken her twenty years to heal enough to tell what had happened in Kentucky-the innocence, the dreams, the horror, and her survival-and now she was receiving veiled warnings from people in power that this book should never have been published. Why?

BEST MISPLACED CHARITY

Editors Var: We would like to see Northrop, the company that among other windfalls was just awarded a 408 million contract with the army, also donate $100,000 to aid victims of their war machines.

Out of LOS ANGELES

Northrop Grumman Corporation (NOC) today announced it is donating a total of $100,000 to the American Red Cross and the United Way of Florida's Hurricane Charley Response Fund to benefit Floridians impacted by Hurricane Charley.