DEFRAGMENTING

CRITICAL NEWS OUT OF SO-CAL

Note from Editors: yes, slow week. The Canadian version of the Blue Angles are flying around the bay today, doing figure eights around Alcatraz, going under the bridge, "kissing skins" as we like to call it.
We see it all, we are in an office right next to J.C.

Out of BURBANK

Does Defragmenting Stress the Hard Drive?
Executive Software(R) releases new technical paper showing that defragmenting does not stress the hard drive.

INDEPENDENT INTERACTIVE

BEST WAY TO MAKE YOUR NAME IN MARKETING

Note from Editors: The following is legitimate, admirable, honest, etc. etc. (God knows everybody thinks our jobs are stupid too). Given that, it is still kinda funny. We want to know what they could do with the neighbor's cat's irritating mating howls.

out of DALLAS

imc2 Receives Four Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Internet Marketing From the Web Marketing Association

imc2, a leading independent interactive agency, received four awards from the Web Marketing Association, producer of the WebAward Competition, for its outstanding achievement in Internet Marketing for My Child's Acne.