PRODUCTS THAT PROMOTE HEALTH: LOI!

BEST WEB ADDRESS

Out of BURNABY, British Columbia

Eds note: We almost missed this gem, passing it over for the usual puffery. Corrections are usually dull, but sometimes you are rewarded.

EYI Industries Inc. ("EYI") (OTCBB:EYII) (http://www.EYIcom.com), a marketer of products that pro-mote well-being and a healthy lifestyle, is pleased to announce that it has en-tered into a Letter of Intent ("LOI") for the sale of an undisclosed number of Patented Code Blue(tm) filtration systems over a 2-year period with the Guang-zhou CEIEC Enterprise (GROUP) CO. LTD. ("Guangzhou CEIEC"), a subsidiary of The China National Electronics Import & Export Corporation ("CEIEC").

CORRECTION:

BURNABY, British Columbia, Aug. 11, 2005--We have been informed by the company that a Web address (URL) sent out earlier today has been changed; no other material changes were made. The complete corrected release follows:

EYI Industries Inc. ("EYI") (OTCBB:EYII) (http://www.StopDrinkingPoison.com),

COMPANY HAD THE VISION

BEST DESCRIPTION OF INTERNATIONAL HARDSHIP

Out of OLD SAYBROOK, Conn.

Eds. Var. Note: This release was a comment on an article written in a newspaper about doing business in China. Accel Energy wants to let us know they have been cold rockin' it for two decades.

According to Anthony Chirico, President of Accel Energy Group, "Our Company had the vision to start doing business in China more than 20 years ago. When AGYG came to China, there was very little hot water, and the quality of the food left a lot to be desired. In spite of many hardships, we stuck it out, and began building business relationships in China.

FOUL-TASTING INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH NO CHEW SPRAYS

BEST "ACTUALLY READ THE RELEASE" MARKETING JOB

Out of TAMPA, Fla.

Eds Var note: The headline is pretty bad, but we collect bad headlines so we read on. "Dogs Go 'Bow Wow' for the Remote Control." The structure was suspenseful, the sentences complete (Similar in size and shape to their favorite bone, a remote control has the added flavor of its master's scent, making it an irresistible treat) and the ending, as you can see below, is brilliant. Bravo MrRemoteControls!


Like everyone, MrRemoteControls.com hasn't found the answer to prevent Fido from slobbering on the remote. Though as Waters says, "We are not really looking for a solution. We figure why bite the hand that feeds us?"

SHOPPING MALL LOCATIONS IN MEX-ICO

BEST NEW PRODUCT LAUNCH

Out of SAN MATEO

Rodedawg International Industries, Inc. Getting Ready to Introduce a New Amphibious 4x4 Recreation Vehicle to the Worldwide Market

Eds. Note: This release speaks for itself. We are only presenting highlights.

-- This new, amphibious 4x4 off-road vehicle is called the "Rodedawg".

-- Even though the Rodedawg, which is a land and water vehicle, is new to the civilian world market, it is important to understand that this vehicle has been used extensively and successfully by the Chinese military for many years.

-- The Rodedawg is available now, or will be very soon, at a special location in a major shopping mall in your city. (establishing fifty shopping mall locations in the U.S., Mex-ico, Central America, Canada and South America)

-- ...The Rodedawg could be anything from a security vehicle patrolling and cruising the Rio Grande river, which is the border between Mexico and the U.S...

Ground Breaking: NOT ONLY THE RIDE ITSELF

BEST INCONSEQUENTIAL RECORD BEATS OUT EMPTY CALORIE HEADLINE

Eds. Var. Note: Our first choice today was the journalistically titillating headline "Bob Paladino & Associates, LLC Performance Management Consulting Firm Announces Ground Breaking Study in the Public Sector." But then we found the real story.

Out of BRISTOL, Conn.

HEADLINE: Roller Coaster Enthusiast Makes Historic 5,000th Ride on Lake Com-pounce's Boulder Dash;
Veteran Coaster Enthusiast 'Coaster Tony' Breaks Record He Began in 2000

As an avid coaster enthusiast from nearby Western Massachusetts, Tony has been riding Boulder Dash since it debuted in the park on May 19, 2000. For five years, he's been working toward his goal of 5,000 rides, which he successfully accomplished at 10 a.m. this morning.
"Since the moment Boulder Dash was operating, Coaster Tony has been a regular on the coaster," said Jerry Brick, General Manager of Lake Compounce. "He has spent countless Fridays and Sundays here for the past five years riding Boulder Dash and has admitted that it's not only the ride itself but the team members that make each ride unique and great every time."

Eds. Conclude: After this story: One of us no longer feels bad about saving old Fast Passes. Another still feels a little foolish keeping a TV journal.