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Out of (where else?) LOS ANGELES

HEADLINE: Modern Spirits Launches Haute Custom Vodkas

Eds. Note: These haute creations that won't fail to impress those of the conspicuous consumption set (aren't there already very fine vodkas out there?) but will unfortunately still leave a lingering, strangely sweet hot-house potato/rose scent on the skin of those who overimbibe. Anti-vodka editoralizing aside, we admired the brevity of this release.

"Flavor is one of the most personal expressions of taste we can share," says Melkon Khosrovian, co-owner of Modern Spirits and Haute creator. "In an industry dominated by mass-produced spirits, Haute provides the first opportunity for individuals to define what they drink and how they entertain."
The spirits makers lead clients through a five-step process to produce each custom creation, starting with a flavor profile that identifies their passions, personalities and palates. The process can take anywhere from two months on up to create a perfectly matched flavored vodka.

Due to the hand crafted nature of the final product, Haute will only accept 25 clients a year. Minimum orders begin at $15,000 for 10 cases.

SIMPLY WANT TO DIVE BACK INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP

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OUT OF EAST HARTFORD, Conn.

Eds. Note: No note necessary.

A Bungled Burglary, Mayhem and Murder -- Latest Book in Mystery Series Once Again Forces Gay Couple into Role of Reluctant Sleuths

Barnaby Moss and Arnie Kotkin have faced more than the average couple. In addition to the normal stress that comes with a lifetime commitment, the two seem to be magnets for dangerous encounters. In Susan M. Hooper's new book, Silent Alarm (now available through AuthorHouse), these domestic partners must once again test their amateur sleuth-ing abilities.
Barnaby and Arnie have a lot on their plates these days. Still recovering from their last chance encounter with the criminal world, they simply want to dive back into their relationship and their personal lives.

A NEW BEGINNING

Eds. Note: We were going to show a glimpse of the product offerings for the extra large offered by supersizeworld.com, but decided that one no-bend extra long handled toenail clipper is much like another. Ditto for the "big john." Instead, we bring you riveting post chapter 11 plans.

Out of LOS ANGELES

Robeworks, a Vencor subsidiary, has announced today post chapter 11 plans.

Our plan is to revamp the company's financial structure. The Vencor and Robeworks team are committed to achieving these goals.

Filing Chapter 11 should not be looked at as the end but looked at as a new beginning. Just as in past history we have witnessed great companies such as Chrysler Corp., K-Mart, Interstate Bakeries Co. and Krispy Kreme file for chapter 11 and emerge successfully.