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Eds. note: We didn't know such a fine distinction existed between the U.S. and Canada over this small verb.

Out of SPOKANE, Wash.

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WOE WOE WOE

BEST NEW TITLE

Out of HATTIESBURG, Miss.

Editors note: With a name like Excell Crudup Jr., you cannot help but witness the truth far and wide. Other favorite names of the Editors here at the FLS include Argentina James, Clive Warren and Howard Salt. We expect once Faggot Editor (not his real name) comes off his lifetime binge, he may actually write that novel he constantly threatens and it will come as no surprise that the antagonist will be none other than Clive Salt.

First in a four part series, Woe Woe Woe was written to save the souls of God's children before Satan and his minions wrap their claws around them with sin.
Born on the Fourth of July in a small Mississippi town, Excell Crudup says he was often distracted in school by the constant family conflict that waited for him at home. He left after his freshman year and survived through modest self employment. At 32, he suffered a work related accident that left him disabled, and a fire destroyed his home. His life changed when he was given a Bible. Through meditation and prayer, he received a spiritual education. Woe Woe Woe is his first book.

THE RIGHTFUL OWNER

BEST NEW OJ TRIAL

Editors note: the following is a brief illustration of the high stakes played out every day over your morning beverage. Also note, Indian River Transport was banned from most plants for using trucks that were also used for transport of dangerous chemicals. They continue to do both. Enjoy your liquid sunshine!

Quality Food Grade Carriers filed the first case against Quality Carriers, Inc. and Thomas Finkbiner individually and as CEO in May 2004. This complaint, Hillsborough County case # 04-4515, alleged three counts of Breach of Contract, one count of Conversion, and one count for Injunctive relief.

President, Stephen Vaughan. "First let me be clear, this information should be considered only as Quality Food Grade Carriers side of the story."

Quality Distribution, through its CEO Tom Finkbiner, recently announced, to QLTY stockholders, that their "Orange Juice Operation" had been sold to another company. Mr. Finkbiner further stated that QLTY made a profit on the sale. Quality Food Grade Carriers has reason to believe this sale was the result of a conspiracy between QLTY and Indian River Transport, a Winter Haven, Florida-based tank line, to defraud Quality Food Grade Carriers who, by way of the contracts attached to the lawsuits, is the rightful owner of the entire "Orange Juice Operations."